Pencil test

He was ******* at my breast and I know he was trying to find the nipple, putting his mouth like up here and like right here.

I felt like, oh, this is really embarrassing.

And I hear about women, older women, talking about how their breasts are starting to sag.

And I have no sympathy because mine have always been like this.

An acquaintance of mine one day with really big boobs said, "I gave myself the pencil test."