泥泞的牛仔裤河边散步

I was on a lovely nature walk, decided to piss my pants and I squirmed around in a muddy pit, continued my walk but needed to wash off the mud before getting into my car so I decided to wash off in the river, I didn’t go in over my head as I was holding my phone, when the video stops is where I came across a couple walking their dog, they saw the whole thing